If you’re a fan of half-arsed platformers featuring gormless, samey-lookin’ cartoon characters, then good news! The 90s is choc-a-bloc with ’em! A couple – specifically Wonder Dog and Chuck Rock II: Son of Chuck – were cranked out by Core Design, who’d later go on to “accidentally” give a female character model massive knockers, giving birth to Lara Croft and the Tomb Raider franchise. Blimey.
Next time: OH NO!