Another episode, another slight bending of our port-heavy focus to bring you HD remakes of two games we looked at in our Platform Game Grab Bag last year. Are these remakes worth your time and money? Or are they just… y’know… could they be… not… that? Look, it’s late, alright? I can’t keep this maximum-overdrive full-tilt red-hot pace all the time.

Next time, actual ports! I know. I’m just as shocked as you are.