You have dysentery. That’s right. You pooped yourself to death in 3rd Grade.
Parts 5 & 6 Coming Soon! I’ve not seen such bravery.
I came here in a time machine that YOU built.
I just ate some kind of mushroom and my mind is moving low.
The Video Game Years – 1985 Pt 1 – Nintendo Entertainment System, Commando, Ring King, Ultima IV, Duck Hunt, Gyromite
Now we’re playing with power, the Atari 7800 is almost here!
Aren’t you a little old for video games?
The Video Game Years – 1984 Pt 2 – Paperboy, Kung Fu Master, Cloak & Dagger, Babbage’s, Summer Games, Circus Charlie, H.E.R.O.
I’m holding out for a H.E.R.O. ’til the end of the night. He’s gotta be a muscley-armed Paperboy.
We’re watching you. Cuz it’s 1984.
Crash! Winner of Best Picture, 2004